Stingy Mrs. Ju-On to e MAX

I seriously tink Mrs. Ju-On has some problem with her thghts in $$. I mean savings are good but too much of it... arrghh...

This is how it goes about today when a list of items for purchase was landed in her hands (which is also why we always didn't pass it to her):

1) Binder & Paper Clips
Mrs. Ju-On: When is e last time we ordered tis?
Me: I tink at least a yr ago...
Mrs. Ju-On: Hmm... but I think clips are things tat are non-consumable & I'm sure there are people keeping them in their drawer, maybe can check with everyone & ask them to pass back those excess items.
.... then...... *drrrrhhh..... Mrs. Ju-On starts to open her drawer & dig.....
There! u see... like me, i oso dunnoe when i start keeping all these.. nah, give u.. u can ask those who needs to take from here.

OK, item 1 - Don't Need

2) Post-it Pads (for ur info, not 3M brand.. jus some kuching kurak brand, cos it's cheaper)
Mrs. Ju-On: What do u all use post pads for?
Me: Well, if e document cannot be written on it & we hav to make some notes, it's gd to stick ONE post-it & write things to follow up on it.
Mrs. Ju-On: Are u sure? Or u all just use them to write down messages & stick it on ur board or table. But we have those board pins rite?
Me: Yeap....
Mrs. Ju-On: Then actually don't need to stick what, just use e pin to pin e paper on e board. Anyway, we have soooooo many recycle paper, we can just cut & use it as note pads.
..... she cont'd......
By e way, post pads are mainly used in 'Situations' (oh man... she use situations.. machiam like soooo serious) where u are not accessible to recycle papers. In office, we have sooooo many waste papers which we could use. I don't see a point the need of post-it pads.

*Xer almost fainted.....* - can someone help???? :s

OK, item 2 - No Use

3) Highlighters
Mrs. Ju-On: Do we use that?
Me: Yes of cos, we use them DAILY to highlight news reports, printed research materials & documents etc etc...
Mrs. Ju-On: Isit..?? (with tat kind of suspicious birdie look)
No, I think nowadays we seldom write on papers, we all typed in the computers. So why do we need highlighters?? The only thing, maybe during draft programme we would need to do some highlighting. But other than that, it's all in the computer.
Me: *speechless* pls can someone tell me wat's e link between highlighter & computer??
Chotto!! Wait! Mrs. Ju-On continues......
Mrs. Ju-On: I think nowadays, even pen & pencils are rarely used that's why we didn't buy and there's no point wasting money on all these things.

OK, item 3 - No Point

Orite... fine fine fine... watever man! Hence Jasmin & JO thght: "hey, r we suppose to use our blood to highlight???" Well... maybe?? arrghhh....

Oh man.. still feelin super shock & still half-fainted away... i can't believe it... can u either?? :(